icepocalypse.

Tomorrow will be day three of time off from school because of the awful ice going on right now in the DFW area. And for all of the Northerners who have been giving me crap - we Texans should absolutely freak out about a little ice, b/c I have already had three moronic friends try to drive somewhere far and get into a wreck. (AND YES, Drew is one of those morons...) We just don't know how to drive in icy conditions, I swear.

Could it just warm up already? Next Wednesday, I have Memo 3 due in my writing class, and I feel like I could be getting a lot more quality work done in the school library and not surrounded by TV On Demand, my puppies, and cupcakes. (Because my mom thought it would be a GREAT idea to make baked treats. Yes, great. Trapped in a house full of sugary sweets...no escape!)

And furthermore, snow days are USELESS without a snuggle buddy, and my gosh darn boyfriend just hasssss to live 30 minutes away, far beyond the obstacles of icy death bridges and highways.

I'm starting to hallucinate. Cabin fever is setting in. And everyone is in some kind of cold coma or something, because that only call I received today came from a creditor... This weather better clear up, because I have been busting my butt to get this school work out of the way in order to have a wonderful weekend! Marisol and Jon have plans to come into Dallas for the Superbowl, and I want to get out and do as many fun things as possible! Plus, Drew hasn't gotten to meet them yet, so I will be especially bummed if the weather ruins our plans.

Alright, I need to make a game plan for tonight. Things I need to do:

Clean my room + pick a movie to watch + paint my nails + finish my reading for Civ Pro + crack down on this memo and get the rough draft finished + start working on a Valentine's card + perhaps tackle my closet again. I know I just organized it not too long ago, but it's starting to overflow.

Stay warm, everybody. And if you're lucky and get to snuggle with the ones you love on this icy day, you may want to consider the Snuggie Sutra.

What's better than sex? SEX IN A SNUGGIE.

That's right. A book all about sexual positions for the Snuggie. A quick excerpt from the book's author: "Few of us were asking for a blanket with sleeves, but that's because we'd forgotten how to dream. Once we'd purchased our Snuggies, we quickly realized our world had changed for the better. Now, we want to show you just what makes the Snuggie cozy and sexy."

LOL. 

Happy Ice Day everybody,

Kiley