I'm a happy girl this weekend for three reasons:
(1) We threw two keggers at the house this weekend. I know, what are we, a frat house? But it was some of the most fun I've had in a loooong time just winding down at home instead of out. Getting a discount on a keg because your roommate's dad is the VP of a big brewery? BONUS.
(2) I saw some of my favorite Dallas blog ladies (Neely, Laura, and Amber) tonight at Mi Cocina, and it was magical - as in, unicorn magical.
& (3) I finally got a new XBOX Live account after my old one was reset. However, it is a pretty huge bummer looking at my profile and seeing that I have zero achievements and my only friend is my boyfriend.
In honor of me finally getting a new XBOX Live account, I decided to dedicate this post to all of the horrible things Drew is saying to other gamers on CoD Black Ops online. Right now. As in, right this very second.
DISCLAIMER: Gamers (most) have foul mouths. It's sad, but true. I have never heard more people proclaim they wanted to kill someone more than in a gaming session. Drew is no exception. His gaming language may be foul, but trust me, he's a giant sweetie. In real life, anyway. On XBOX Live, well... When he plays Medal of Honor, he gets the medal of DIShonor. (Oh, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE KILEY.)
Now I bring to you...
Drew's Trash-Talking: the Call of Duty Version.
"F--k you, f--k you both. Go f--k each other." Eloquent.
"Whatever, man. Whatever." A real man of words.
"The only game you know how to play is the one I just raped you at. Go die." I would just like to point out that I could tell the guy he was saying this to was much younger than us. I didn't know who to yell at first: Drew for being a dick, or the kid for being up so late on a Sunday.
"I bet your mom has a loud bark." WTF?
"ARGJASKDFIGAHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHYOUSUCK!" Is that even English?
"I'm not trash-talking. If you back your sh-t up, it's called being good. I'm just good." Not only is he sweet and a man of words, but he's HUMBLE, too folks!
"REALLY? A direct hit to the face with a missile doesn't kill them? I hate this game, I hate this game, I hate this game." He repeated that he hated this game for a good ten minutes.
"God, you're such a douche. Like, GOD. UGH." I guess he ran out of insults.
"ARRRGGGHHHH, KELLY CLARKSON!" Okay, he didn't really shout this. But I would have been so pleased if he had.
I promise the poor soul isn't abusive and doesn't have a case of tourettes. See what gaming can do to you?
Oh no, he may LITERALLY kill me for posting this. Y'all check on me in the morning, okay?
10 comments:
LMAO. I've heard a couple of these while playing, but, " Your mom has a loud bark." That was a new one. Too funny.
hahaha that is hilarious!!
It was a new one for me, too, haha! I was like...okay?
Ha, gaming trash talk is the funniest. Reminds me of Vince Vaughn in The Break-Up trash talking to that kid. My BF always just talks to his dad and brother when he plays online.
HA, yes! I forgot about that movie! Yup...that is the epitome of my boyfriend's gaming behavior.
One day he woke me up at 7:30 AM because he was still playing Halo and straight up screaming at these people. I walked in to hear who he was talking to...they were like 11 year olds from Britain. I mean, really Drew, REALLY?!
I'd have to say that us girls have a sparkly good time when we're together! :)
Hehehehe. Ohhhhh, good times.
HAHA! I'm not much of a gamer, and neither is Greg but man this is FUNNY!!
My bf's quite the character sometimes. So embarrassing...haha.
He's a hoot. ;)
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