I woke up this morning right after dreaming that Drew was eating a very cute, very tiny baby lemur. DREW WAS RIPPING APART A BABY LEMUR. AND EATING IT. NOT COOL BRAIN.
My iPhone alarm jostled me awake and I already knew this was going to be a no good, very bad day. And that's saying a lot, considering my alarm ringer is Muse which ALWAYS puts me in a good mood. Why couldn't I have been dreaming about me marrying Clive Owen? Or accepting a grammy award? Or being a cast member of "The Office"? My sub-conscience is totally out to get me.
The worst part is that I'll never know if I saved the baby lemur from my disgusting, murderer boyfriend. I'm sure the reason I had this terrible nightmare in the first place is because I was trapped in horror before bed last night as Drew forced me to watch Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 trailers over and over again whilst telling me how he "can't wait to see this opening day at midnight with me." I didn't know my boyfriend was a Twihard before I started dating him. I did not sign up for this!
In less disturbing boyfriend-eating-lemurs news (or perhaps worse, boyfriend-loving-Twilight news), I had a wonderful day yesterday full of hour long phone conversations with one of my best friends, Marisol (whom I miss so much! and wish would move back to Texas), and a scrumptious dinner at Main Street Bistro for Drew's sister's birthday.
xo.

13 comments:
Ahh!! I'm from Texas too!! Sorta..well, I am now. haha
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Your post made me laugh, especially about the murderer bf... i hope your day IS NOT bad!
LOL seriously??? The funniest part about dreams like that if the dream is so vivid, you think it really happened. Hope your day is good!
I definitely woke up thinking it had happened and was mad at Drew for a few minutes. :) Luckily, my day turned out pretty okay so it was not ruined by imaginary lemur eating!
Hehe, it was a pretty good day in actuality, thank goodness! Thanks girl. :)
You're a Texan in my book. :) How long have you been here now?
Your dream...HILARIOUS! Sorry it upset you though....miss you!
Hehe. I have some of the strangest dreams. For real.
MISS YOU MOREZ.
You look so effing precious in your glasses!
Your blog is as pretty as you are.
I hate bad dreams! Eek! Hope your weekend was fantastic!
Why, thank you! How nice of you.
It was a pretty darn good one in the end! Thanks, hope yours was just as wonderful!
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